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July 2003                                                              Previous Issue(Apr 03) -->

Brandon Writes::
Yeah, i really liked how you reffered stupid people as morans. They see the gamecube and think what's this its so tiny Ill never buy this. So they dont and guess what they are missing out big time. I only bought the gamecube for the the Zelda Wind Waker game and the game is awesome. I got the Resident Evil Zero game for free when i bought the gamecube. i also bought the Super Smash Bros. game and it is also pretty cool. So what i am trying to say is that anyone who doesnt have one is missing out. And they are really retarded if they dont get one soon.

Trevor Replies:
By morons we mean that their lack of judgement is strictly based on quantity rather than quality, Not saying that other platforms have all crappy games, just the majority of them are.

Dan Replies:
yeah, “morans”….what can ya do? On the subject, I just wish everyone would open their minds, especially those kids who didn’t grow up with Nintendo, they don’t know what they missed, or what they are continuing to miss.

Cubey Replies:
That’s a fine selection of games you have there. No wonder you like you Gamecube. And I have to agree with the boys above about quality over quantity and that saying is so true with Nintendo. And, yes I would also love to spread the work of the gamecube to the unintiated but unfortunately some of those morons just cant comprehend the almighty powerful gamecube.


Danny Writes::
Jesus, it\'s not like you guys have too many letters to answer, just answer one of mine already!

Moving on, you guys ever played Sonic Mega Collection? I bought it thinking, \"I like Sonic, so this can\'t be bad.\" Well, it\'s not exactly bad, but they still haven\'t implemented a save for any game except Sonic 3. It pisses me off, too. I mean, Super Mario All-Stars did it, why can\'t a game two systems later? That\'s my rant.

See you guys on the board

Trevor Replies:
ahha yeah, I would but updating the mail bag with just one letter seems like a bit of work, we try to do it when we get at least five, oh well its answered now.

I have yet to play Sonic Mega Collection, but this no save feature makes me not want to, I feel your frustration. *Remembers back to the days of nes with super Mario bros three*

Dan Replies:
What the fuck? It’s oldschool, bitch. Adding a save feature woulda wrecked it. Back then, young one, a lot of games had to be played through like that. Sonic 3 had a save feature even when it was on the Genesis, so it wasn’t a GameCube addition.

Cubey Replies:
Nup, never played it. But implementing a save feature, wouldn’t that ruin the whole experience and challenge of it playing again??


disgruntledworm Writes::
I was wondering. What is the difference between an article and an editorial? Also, in a fight between James Bond(Connery) and James Bond(Brosnan) who would emerge the victor?

Trevor Replies:
humm I guess they are both the same, I just call and editorial something where I express my point of view on something, where as an article is informative yet not much of an opinion. If you see where I am coming from but essentially they are pretty much the same.

As for bond Connery would definitely be the victor, he has the best voice ever.

Dan Replies:
Articles = special little features and write-ups that don’t fit in anywhere else. Editorials are…well…editiorials. Also James Bond sucks, so I have no idea.

Cubey Replies:
Brosnan for sure!!


Bob Burken Writes::
Hey guys, I was thinking, why don\'t you bring back the snowbrothers for GameBoy color, Game Boy advance or Nintendo Game cube(because I know you guys could make it look good !), snowbrothers only came out for regular Nintendo a long time ago. Are you going to release it?if not, e-mail me back with further updates with your thoughts on the subject.

Trevor Replies:
: ahha am I missing something here, like part of the question. I can assure you I didn’t make Snow Brothers, but if I did I would for sure update it for today generation of Nintendo platforms, that game was pretty ace.

As for the emails, I sure will once we get a mailing list going.

Dan Replies:
yeah, we were thinking about doing a re-make of snow brothers, but we realized there really wasn’t a market for that type of game anymore. So we are re-making pong instead. With EXTREME FUCKING GRAPHICS. It’s going to be so adult oriented that only the Microsoft or Sony would ever let it get released, because they love to build up libraries of AWESOME mature games. Or as I call it, boring, mainstream catered crap.

Cubey Replies:
Ssh…the adult oriented pong is meant to be kept under wraps. Anyway Bob, I think you got the wrong email address.


Gerald Fitzpatrick Writes::
Trevor, I would like to take this time to tell you that you and you\'re homophobic ways are disgusting, and you sicken me to no end! You should really learn to be more tolerable of people, and learn that not everyone is like you, You should learn to accept it. Nazi Scumbag!!

Trevor Replies:
hahah well Gerald, I should start off by saying that I am currently in rehab taking therapy for my problems, the doc’s say that in a few more weeks, I should be cured and no longer be a Nazi scumbag gay bashing homophobe… Not that I am one right now anyways

Dan Replies:
fucking facist.

Cubey Replies:
Come to the forums and discuss it. Trev’s already got a roasting in that thread J


mr. matthew Macneilio Writes::
I just wanted to say, that Avril diss that Dan said was hilarious.

Trevor Replies:
haha high fives Dan, now if only I could get him to stop listening to the Dixie Chicks all would be well.

Dan Replies:
hey thanks man. And Trevor, I’ll be waiting for you in the parking lot, you sack of shit.

Cubey Replies:
Dan for President!


Ryan Writes::
you guys should have a monthly poll, kinda like Dan had on his old Gamecube site.

Trevor Replies:
Yeah, I actually thought about that is a cool idea, but it seems like alot of work(writing the scripts and all). I will look into it though.

Dan Replies:
It’s not a lot of work, but it would be one more thing we’d never update…so I don’t know…

Cubey Replies:
hehehe…I’ll mention it to the guys because I’ve made a poll script and is on my hard-drive somewhere so be prepared.


matt macneil Writes::
I saw the one of Dans favorite games is Animal Crossing. yeah Animal Crossing kicks ass. This post has no real meaning except that I love socks. You see socks are alot like blue cheese. See, socks smell. Blue cheese smells too except some socks dont smell like Ernie and Berts socks. See their socks dont smell because they have foot deoderizer from all the walking they do. but Cherry Cheese Cake is cool because it has Cherries in it. See I like socks.

Trevor Replies:
haha alright, I haven’t played animal crossing yet, so either you are actually talking about the game or its some kind of secret code that only Dan can decipher, and I bet it has something to do with aliens and amateur gay porn… just call it a hunch.

Dan Replies:
: Keep it down Matt! First Trevor will get it, and then what? The whole fucking government. I’ll be dead before daylight.

Cubey Replies:
Okay….Anyway I haven’t played Animal Crossing yet. Stupid NTSC and PAL format.


Carl Writes::
hey fellas!! tell me, is that handsome man Cubey single? Because I like him, I like him alot!

Trevor Replies:
Sorry dude he is taken. *sighs*

Dan Replies:
Is he really though?

Cubey Replies:
Come over here and I’ll show you my “hard-drive” baby.


Unknown Writes::
update your mailbag more often...

Trevor Replies:
I will once you learn how to enter your name, and email address. Mr unknown

Dan Replies:
or once YOU get a site to update.

Cubey Replies:
This guy has the same IP as the guy above…*insert X-file music*


disgruntledworm Writes::
Glad to see that Cubey is now a staffmember. Mainly because he is so damn cool, but also becuase he is a sexy beast.

Trevor Replies:
Damn straight. Not only is he sexy, he has numerous other talents to. Good thing we snatched him up before the competition did.

Dan Replies:
Plus he’s Australian. Cricket is ace in my books. We have competition now? We already put NS out of business…oops.

Cubey Replies:
Hehehe, many this Mailbag is rocking about my sexy good looks…look at those biceps :)


Matt Writes::
nintopia kicks ass. I was wondering what server you made Nintopia on and is there any open staff spaces?

Trevor Replies:
Icdsoft I think, am I wrong Dan? As for staff I dunno, we haven’t really discussed it yet, maybe.

Dan Replies:
yup, Icdsoft does all of our hosting. I don’t think we’re really looking for staff at the moment, but we’ll let you know.

Cubey Replies:
Sorry, the janitor position is currently held by me and you aren’t taking it because I have a diploma in Janitor’ing. :p


Ryan Writes::
Hey boys!! Good Jooooaaaeeeeerrrrrrbbbbbbbbbb!!

Trevor Replies:
: thhhhhhhhhaaaaaaankkkkkkkssssss

Dan Replies:
good work coach Z

Cubey Replies:
Man we have some intelligent people on this earth


Ryan Writes::
Congrats on your first Review, Cubey!! It was a good one...keep up the good work!

Trevor Replies:
Yeah good work pal, It was one of the most enjoyable reviews I’ve read in a while. Keep up the good work.

Dan Replies:
I kinda thought it sucked. Hey, that’s just me!

Cubey Replies:
Ryan for President!


Ryan Writes::
I hope you know, that as you are reading this...I am rummaging through your underwear drawers! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Trevor Replies:
ah fuck now I have to refold them again, thanks pal!

Dan Replies:
have at ‘er, pal.

Cubey Replies:
err…Trevor for President!



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