Daffy Duck writes::
Love the website you guys rock except Ryan HAHAHAHA just kidding. Ryan when is the movie reviews going to be up and running I have been waiting for it since the dawning of time. Oh ya dan the time machine is just about ready.

Dan Replies:
where am I going? Back…TO THE FUTURE!

Ryan Replies:
um...it is up, beefcake.

Cubey Replies:
Geez, lets all have our own conversations and post them to the mailbag. It’s like the forums would be the best place for them :P

Trevor Replies:
*What Cubey said.

stupid annoying fuck (matt macneil) writes::
yo yo yooooooooo. nintopia is a coo place to be.yee yee. place to be. da place to be is nintopiaeee. oh yeah. ryan i love you. yeah i like that movie pulp fiction pretty good. coo coo see ya !!

Trevor Replies:
haha a fan how great!

Dan Replies:
Get right outta town, you really like this place?

Ryan Replies:
I love you too little guy

CubeyReplies:
Good to see my keeping this place real is working.

>Stephanie writes::The Girl Next Door...not to sound like a lesbian or bisexual or anything, but I guess I\'m just going to have to agree with you guys that Ms. Cuthbert is very beautiful. You\'re really starting to think I harbor same-sex tendencies, aren\'t you Dan? ;) haha, only for you. Take care!!!! Oh, and it was a cute movie. The main guy is the kind of guy I would have been in love with in high school. The first scene was scary. It was like being right back in my high school\'s gym for a pep assembly. Weirdness. So glad that\'s all done and over with. Wow. I loved those years and all, but I\'m still glad to be done with it. Now if I can just manipulate my way through two more years of college I\'ll have my BA in Linguistics...then onto an MA or something else equally as masochistic.

Dan Replies:
Man, I hated high school. I thought about burning the place to the ground at least once a day. So glad it’s over and done with. Now I never have to see all those morons again.

Trevor Replies:
I think I hated high school even more than Dan if that’s imaginable

Ryan Replies:
School is for losers! I never went because I was too busy injecting anti-freeze into my veins...

Cubey Replies:
Good luck with the future, I’m still in year 12 so I’m almost out. (That’s like the year before college I believe…I don’t know its all weird.)

Stephanie writes::
Uh...not that I was implying that I am a man or that you, Dan, are a woman

Dan Replies:
I’m all man, baby! Maybe slightly effeminate, but ALL man!

Ryan Replies:
And from what I hear, he’s VERY well equipped too.

Cubey Replies:
From what I've SEEN, he’s VERY well equipped..

Trevor Replies:
From the above posts, I deem you all idiots.

Slappy writes::
hey guys come on get working its time you updated this site i use this to break up my free periods at college do more games get the movies bit going. and find more babes can i suggest rachel stevens. oh and hurry up and get a dictionary reading your resi 4 preview it was kinda hard to understand

Dan Replies:
Hey I can understand the preview just fine. I think you meant the old one, it was just thrown together so we could show off some screens!

Ryan Replies:
...BRB I gotta go poop!

Trevor Replies:
hahha, man were slackers, still when we do update, it is worth the wait. Why don’t you send in some more requests for babes. Rachel Stevens is pretty hot.

Cubey Replies:
What Ryan said...

matt macneil writes::
hey i saw the E3 zelda thing, i hope thats what it really looks like, remember the old zelda preview for Wind Waker, with ganon and link, but the graphics arent like that at all.

anyways update your mail bag more often.

later days

Dan Replies:
Oh, It will look like that, and it will be one of the greatest games ever made. There, I said it.

Ryan Replies:
Sorry I was in the can, what did I miss!? *zip*

Trevor Replies:
God yes, the greatest game ever. Still it will be tough trying to beat oot.

Cubey Replies:
This is going to rock our socks off. It will be as ground shattering as OoT was. The only question is leaves me with is about the launch of the next-gen system, you need a huge game to launch the console with (opposite to the Cube)…perhaps Mario??

matt macneil writes::
hey ryan, i saw one of ur replies to someone, u were like \"i have no idea what you\'re talking about, but heres a recipe for a mean pot of beef stew\" , is that really a recipe. anyways that was really funny and i laughed really hard

Dan Replies:
LOL! STEW! LOL!

Ryan Replies:
You bet your ass it’s an actual recipe. I encourage all of you to give it a try.

Trevor Replies:
pfffffffft…. Moves onto the next letter.

Cubey Replies:
LOL! STEW! LOL!

matt macneil writes::
haha i know already said this but that whole damn post about the dude with the fuckin nitro in resident evil, and ryans reply is fuckin funny. its hilarious because i dont know what the hell the nitro guy is talkin about either

Dan Replies:
He’s talking about Nitro, son. I fail to see how that is a laughing matter…why do you have to be such a sick bastard all of the time?.

Ryan Replies:
Well I personally have never played the game, so technically I DON’T know what he’s talking about.

Trevor Replies:
well spank my ass and call me Charlie, I cant even remember what the hell your supposed to do with the nitro when you get it. Anyways, damn Ryan I didn’t realize you where such a funny guy.

Cubey Replies:
Well heres a recipe for a mean pot of beef stew, wait, that’s not mine...

Wolfenstein writes::
Ok, I love the website keep up the good work. You need alot more BABES!!!!!!! Cueby Love that cool picture of yours. Dan I know what you did last summer Muh HA HA HA HA HA HA ok I had my moment. And Apples you look like a big BABY Face, you wimp let\'s fight you HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan Replies:
Last summer I was FUCKING YOUR MOM and building an obscene amount of model airplanes!

Trevor Replies:
I was with Dan last summer and my trusty Hi8 camera recording the whole thing. Incase you cared..

Cubey Replies:
Thanks Wolfenstein, I also like the videogame of yours.

Ryan Replies:
Well Wolfenstein, or should I say Percy Burla…I just did a background check on you, and it turns out you’re a convicted pedophile…In which case, I never want you to see your ugly face at work or on Nintopia ever again. GOT IT? YOU SICK FUCK!.

Here is a little photo I found of you.