Holy F****** S*** Rare!
by Trevor Siemens
The Game: Has Nintendo lost it, i think so and i love it!
Gameplay: 100% funny, but i would like to advise you that if you don’t find cursing or toilet humour funny then I suggest you stay the hell away from this game. But if your like me and cant get enough of the stuff then this game is for you. Conkers bad furday features everything that was once thought wrong to put into video games. Its a pioneering a new wave of games for a more mature audience which i think is good. The game plays like a 3d platformer but focuses mainly on mature aspects such as drinking swearing, and caroonish sex themes.
Visuals: Two words "absolutely beautiful" textures are smooth not much repetition fairly big levels, and the character designs are very detailed even to the point of facial movement when they talk. The lighting effects are gorgeous just take the lighting from dk64 and multiply that by about 3 fold. The only thing i didn’t really like was the fixed camera angle behind you it made it hard in some parts of the game to see stuff, but that was quickly fixed by checking it out in a first person view. Overall the visuals are sweet.
Audio: Hmm, where to start off with? just like in every other Rare game I have played I love the music. Music matched Conkers bad fur day very well except some of the time it got a little on the annoying side but other than that it was great. I would have to say the best part of the game would have to FX and speech. I just about busted my kidney and spilt urine all over the place from laughter, this has to be one of the funniest games I have ever played, you are constantly being swore at.( here is a little example in one of the first cinemas you will come across a professor looking dude swearing his ass off at just because he has to fix a table, not to mention the paint cans).
Control: Just as in every 3d plat former it’s the same nothing really new and innovated here. Walk around with the analog control stick a jumps b lets you smack bad guys with a fry pan or whatever your current weapon is at the time.
Replay Value: Well I don’t know about you but the cursing and hilarious character attributes kept me coming back and back again. Plus you have a sweet multiplayer aspect to the game with such modes as racing, a blast your friends etc. This game has lots of stuff in it to keep you coming back for more.
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